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Hey Momma!
THE Momma who juggles it all... 😉
The Momma who does it alone...? 💪🏻
The one building an empire, managing the house, the kids, the fur babies, the family to-do list, the ... well,,, everything!!!
It’s COOL.
Just in case you didn’t know...
***IT’S FINE IF EVERYTHING ISN’T PICTURE PERFECT JUST YET!!!*** ☺️❤️
It’s FINE if you didn’t start your Christmas shopping in November like all the other “perfect mommy’s”.
If everything isn’t already wrapped up and conveniently tucked away in inconspicuous places yet,,, it. will. all. work. out. 🎁
It’s COOL if you’re squeezing everything in last minute because everyone wanted a piece of you earlier... 🤪
SERIOUSLY Woman!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT???
Your last minute shopping will work out JUST FINE!!!
You’ll find a way to MAKE IT HAPPEN.
You will make Christmas PICTURE PERFECT for your minis!!! 👦🏼👦🏼👦🏼 🐶🐶
Pressure AIN’T NO THANG for you, lady!!!
You will find a way... 💪🏻👌🏻👍🏻
Even if means BECOMING CREATIVE.
You will :
 ✔️ Come up with the “PERFECT” SANTA STORY that will justify everything in perfect harmony with the expectations of all.
 ✔️ Find a way to fit the basketball net, the 70 lbs boxing set (that you have no idea where to put) AND the supreme hockey set into your vehicle — EVEN if it means that you’ll have to call a taxi for just a little bit more room...
✔️Blindfold your minis in a SUPER FUN way during your “Santa Extravaganza” throughout Wallmart while telling them that it’s just ‘cause you needed to get “a few things too” (all the while making Santa’s gifts EXTRA super-duper special).
✔️Make it SUPER FUN!!! Your kids will have NO IDEA what you’re up to, and they’ll wake up with the most amazing memories. Because even if it means wrapping gifts until 4am, you are bound and determined to MAKE THE BEST OF IT.
And.. when you do FINALLY get home and your BRAND NEW cookie jar (for Santa’s Christmas Eve cookies) breaks, DON’T WORRY !!! You will SIMPLY glue it back together!!!
In fact,,, your brand new glued-together Christmas Cookie Jar is sure to become your all-time fav (simply BECAUSE your kids and you spent QUALITY TIME together figuring out exactly how to piece it back together — eyeballs intact). 🤷🏼‍♀️👍🏻👌🏻✔️❤️🙏🏻
Even if that same cookie jar somehow seems “angry” at you for the epic flop (it seriously does) — that’s COOL. You will feed it the BEST home-made chocolate cookies this Christmas as it’s growing frown lines magically disappear.
Just incase you thought (even for a moment) that you “should of”, “could have”, or “would have”.... just STOP!!! ✋🏻
PERFECT DOESN’T EXIST!!! 🙌🏻⭐️🙌🏻
XO Lauren 🤍


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